First, let’s get something out of the way.  Here’s the ThemedReality policy on posting comments.  The comments section of this blog is moderated.  I allow just about all comments to see the light of day because I encourage discourse and believe in freedom of speech.  However, if you post a comment that insults or assigns derogatory titles to myself of another comment writer, not only will your comment not see the light of day, but neither will any other comments you make, and any comments of yours already approved will be removed.  I’m the only person allowed to call someone an idiot on this blog.  Because it’s my blog.  And I will never do that to someone writing a comment.  

Those are the rules.  Don’t like them? Tough. Live with it or go somewhere else.

And now to our regularly scheduled blog post already in progress:

Hey nerd! How’s it going? How’s your mom? Last time I talked to her, she said you were still living in her basement.  Anyway, remember how you said there was no way the new Robocop could be as good as the old Robocop?  Well, you were wrong.  And remember when you said I was sniffing glue for saying there was a Robocop ride?  You were wrong on that too.  The ride was a simulator film from Iwerks Entertainment that premiered in 1995 for its TurboRide and TurboTour simulator systems.

And remember how I wrote about all those awesome Star Trek attractions that have gone the way of the dinosaur and Ron Howard’s hair?  Well, the good news is that new Star Trek attractions are coming to North American cities near you – cities like Aqaba, Jordan and Kent, England and Murcia, Spain.  In fact, Star Trek’s owners have just released conceptual artwork of the Star Trek attractions headed to the Paramount Park in Murcia.  And now, get out the kleenex™ and lotion, as we present the first ThemedReality Nerd Porn Photo Spread, brought to you by Paramount Pictures, CBS, and AXE Body Wash.  All artwork are copyright one or more of those companies and used without permission.

First: The Starfleet Academy, motion simulator ride, and a retail store that wants to be the DS9 Promenade from Las Vegas, but seems to be stuck on a human-built space station.  If they do it right, it’s Epsilon IX and all the shoppers will be killed by V’Ger in a killer sound and light show.

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And then, there’s a coaster! The Warp Speed Coaster, which will have an underground section through a wormhole.

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Now throw those kleenex ™ out and take a quick shower.  You need to get to school and ask Josie Lopez to the prom!  Ah, who am I kidding? You’re a nerd!

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